Catie. UK. I post what I like, and reblog stuff I love. I'm ambitious. I try to do too much. I try to be friendly. I rant a lot. If you'd like to read anecdotes and rantings about who I live with click here.
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thoughts on the mockingjay trailer

  1. not enough natalie dormer
  2. that’s it.

definitely didn’t just spend half an hour trying to work out how to turn the child lock on the tumble dryer off

"If you saw me on a sunday, you’d just mistake me for a burglar who just run really fast from the scene of crime… cause I look that dodgy."(x)

(Source: tvandme)

 so i put dark side of the moon on when i got in and i just though “ok well when this is done i’ll go and put the laundry on”

except now i’ve put rumours on and basically the moral here is i need to learn to leave the room and/or pause these albums

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

(Source: ashleybensons)

Getting too drunk on a Friday night at the pub with work people again. This is why I shouldn’t drink on an empty stomach.

guy I work with: so you think of Wiltshire as quite a genteel place..

me: HA

guy: ..but when I was on a site there, our toolshed got broken into and they nicked everything - even our tables!

me: where in wiltshire were you?

guy: just outside Trowbridge?

me: sounds about right.




Giles gets knocked down

last night i accidentally made this piece of garbage and i can’t stop laughing

This is, literally, the greatest video ever made in the history of the world.

That man has done some quality flailing.

Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago

Me: Which one?

Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'

Me: That's two separate shows

Mum: No

there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot

and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian

because she was going out with that blonde lady

Me: That still could be either show

Mum: I think there were clones

Me: There we go.